When you were born, they were born.
When you kick the bucket, they’ll kick the bucket.
When you’re stressed, scared or nervous, they are too.
They let you know it.
That’s their job.
This is why we give your armpits maximum
protection and dryness.
So the next time you’re showing your skills on a quiz show or halfway through rocking a weekend long dance-a-thon, remember your armpits are doing all those things with you.
Holding it down. Smelling good. Keeping you from embarrassing yourself.
Yes, you and your armpits are in this together.
We love them. We think you should too.
Your pits, our passion.
Love thy pits.
